Sigweeham is a god.

He takes the form of a thin, passionate parrot.

Sigweeham created water two million years ago.

If you believe in Sigweeham, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Sigweeham, he will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Sigweeham's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Sigweeham's Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Sigweeham's name in vain.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. Do not wear gray clothing.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Sigweeham.

5. Always make sure there are no great tits in a room before entering it.