Larpsasdiss is a god.

He takes the form of a giant, humorless swan.

Larpsasdiss created the Sombrero Galaxy nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Larpsasdiss, he will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Larpsasdiss, he will turn you into a small brown duck.

Larpsasdiss' most sacred site is Gulval in England.

Larpsasdiss' Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Always treat nematodes with great respect.

3. Feed all hungry shrews.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Do not trade with those who eat rice.