Gupwabcim is a god.

It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, ruthless hummingbird.

Gupwabcim created a top quark two years ago.

If you believe in Gupwabcim, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Gupwabcim, it will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Gupwabcim's most sacred site is Sarti in Greece.

Gupwabcim's Holy Commandments

1. Gupwabcim loves otters, so they must be honoured.

2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate grasshopers.

3. Never write about asteroids.

4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

5. Never think about horizontal gene transfer.