Cetsaglin is a god.

She takes the form of a giant, sage tortoise.

Cetsaglin created the Sol system four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cetsaglin, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Cetsaglin, she will be very sad.

Cetsaglin's most sacred site is Kirumampakkam in India.

Cetsaglin's Holy Commandments

1. Always help otters.

2. Your children must be taught to worship Cetsaglin.

3. Never talk about mites.

4. Never feed lentils to eagles while wearing white hats.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.