Damwat is a god.

She takes the form of a huge, humane frog.

Damwat created Europe two billion years ago.

If you believe in Damwat, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Damwat, she will torture you forever.

Damwat's most sacred site is Ifaty in Madagascar.

Damwat's Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt sheep.

2. Do not drink water in red rooms.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Do not wear platinum on your body.

5. Never eat turnips.