Flagwegomin is a god.

He takes the form of a very heavy, smart aardvark.

Flagwegomin created the Whirlpool Galaxy seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Flagwegomin, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Flagwegomin, he will turn you into a slug.

Flagwegomin's most sacred site is Fangchuan in China.

Flagwegomin's Holy Commandments

1. Always help rats.

2. Hide from violet sheep for they are unholy.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Never write about galaxies.

5. Feed all hungry capybaras.
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