Renjaptom is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly large, unfair goose.

Renjaptom created everything that exists eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Renjaptom, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Renjaptom, it will cry a lot.

Renjaptom's most sacred site is Phepheng in Botswana.

Renjaptom's Holy Commandments

1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

3. Always help tortoises.

4. Always take life seriously.

5. Do not drink water in green rooms.