Gudvolhab is a god.

She takes the form of a six thousand metre long, quiet naga.

Gudvolhab created the planet Jupiter three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Gudvolhab, she will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Gudvolhab, she will destroy your home galaxy.

Gudvolhab's most sacred site is Inshas in Egypt.

Gudvolhab's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat strawberries.

2. Never run near monkeys.

3. Always obey Gudvolhab's priests.

4. Walk at least seven thousand metres per day.

5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.