Camcissmat is a god.

She takes the form of a small, competent dingo.

Camcissmat created the Sun seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Camcissmat, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Camcissmat, she will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Camcissmat's most sacred site is Troms in Norway.

Camcissmat's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Camcissmat.

2. Never jump in the presence of gulls.

3. Never laugh in holy places.

4. Aardvarks are not to be trusted.

5. Do not eat bananas.