Sigdadvab is a god.

She takes the form of an one thousand metre long, effective jaguar.

Sigdadvab created bats two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sigdadvab, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Sigdadvab, she will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Sigdadvab's most sacred site is Ringford in Scotland.

Sigdadvab's Holy Commandments

1. Never play with disobedient children.

2. Do not kill mice.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Hide from indigo rats for they are unholy.