Gabbinfon is a god.

She takes the form of a four thousand metre long, smart dingo.

Gabbinfon created vertebrates nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gabbinfon, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Gabbinfon, she will throw large rocks at you.

Gabbinfon's most sacred site is Quellendorf in Germany.

Gabbinfon's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Always wear magenta.

4. Never think ill of sick moths.

5. Always pray immersed in water.