Bopladxen is a god.

She takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, conceited lizard.

Bopladxen created a charm quark five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bopladxen, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Bopladxen, she will send two she bears to sort you out.

Bopladxen's most sacred site is Insel in Germany.

Bopladxen's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in gray rooms.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of platinum.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Mice are not to be trusted.

5. Erect a large aluminium sculpture of Bopladxen on top of all buildings.
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