Milragnur Gonyokrill Fethunsig is a god.

She takes the form of an enormous, blissful donkey.

Milragnur Gonyokrill Fethunsig created an atom six million years ago.

If you believe in Milragnur Gonyokrill Fethunsig, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Milragnur Gonyokrill Fethunsig, she will make you grow a tail.

Milragnur Gonyokrill Fethunsig's most sacred site is Kottucherry in India.

Milragnur Gonyokrill Fethunsig's Holy Commandments

1. Hide if five dolphins approach from the north.

2. Do not drink water in violet rooms.

3. Milragnur Gonyokrill Fethunsig must be the most important thing in your life.

4. Milragnur Gonyokrill Fethunsig loves grasshopers, so they must be respected.

5. Your children must be taught to worship Milragnur Gonyokrill Fethunsig.