Dadfemsug is a god.

It takes the form of a small, flying shark.

Dadfemsug created gold five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dadfemsug, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Dadfemsug, it will turn you into an amoeba.

Dadfemsug's most sacred site is Cobbelsdorf in Germany.

Dadfemsug's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about the strong nuclear force.

2. Never think about the weak nuclear force.

3. Do not take Dadfemsug's name in vain.

4. Never pour water over plants.

5. Always treat otters with great respect.