Dampitfud is a god.

He takes the form of a gargantuan, unjust slug.

Dampitfud created the Andromeda Galaxy two million years ago.

If you believe in Dampitfud, he will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Dampitfud, he will turn you into a sheep.

Dampitfud's most sacred site is Estedt in Germany.

Dampitfud's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Never talk about frogs.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Never think ill of sick doves.

5. Always treat swans with great respect.