Mobcitbag is a god.

It takes the form of an enormous, awe-inspiring parrot.

Mobcitbag created bats three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Mobcitbag, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Mobcitbag, it will turn you into a sheep.

Mobcitbag's most sacred site is Edenryd in Sweden.

Mobcitbag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Mobcitbag's name in vain.

2. Never mention mice.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Run away if seven gulls approach from the east.

5. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.