Renbagpak is a god.

She takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, prudent deer.

Renbagpak created light three billion years ago.

If you believe in Renbagpak, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Renbagpak, she will curse you with boils.

Renbagpak's most sacred site is Oppin in Germany.

Renbagpak's Holy Commandments

1. Never look at planets.

2. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.

3. Never write about gravity.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Always look after injured sheep.