Straggepfas is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely large, unthinking fox.

Straggepfas created humankind three million years ago.

If you believe in Straggepfas, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Straggepfas, he will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Straggepfas' most sacred site is Metsimotlhabe in Botswana.

Straggepfas' Holy Commandments

1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Worship no other gods but Straggepfas.