Pangced is a god.

He takes the form of a minute, wise dugong.

Pangced created Asia seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Pangced, he will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Pangced, he will turn you into a puffin.

Pangced's most sacred site is Cuandixia in China.

Pangced's Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt swans.

2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

5. Hide if six shrews approach from the north.