Xemfubnab is a god.

She takes the form of a slim, merciful otter.

Xemfubnab created the Large Magellanic Cloud nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Xemfubnab, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Xemfubnab, she will try to impress you with trees.

Xemfubnab's most sacred site is Gadna in Hungary.

Xemfubnab's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray in complete darkness.

2. Retreat if six foxes approach from the east.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Xemfubnab.