Tenkemkop is a god.

It takes the form of a six hundred metre long, passionate walrus.

Tenkemkop created water eight million years ago.

If you believe in Tenkemkop, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Tenkemkop, it will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Tenkemkop's most sacred site is Romlund in Denmark.

Tenkemkop's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about amino acids.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. You must love Tenkemkop.

4. Put Tenkemkop first in all things.

5. Worship no other gods but Tenkemkop.
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