Tikbamflag is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely heavy, humorless zebra.

Tikbamflag created the Andromeda Galaxy seven million years ago.

If you believe in Tikbamflag, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Tikbamflag, she will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Tikbamflag's most sacred site is Polydrosos in Greece.

Tikbamflag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about cherries.

2. Walk at least seven thousand metres per day.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Do not kill tapirs.

5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.