Kanpibzig is a god.

She takes the form of a six hundred metre long, benevolent ferret.

Kanpibzig created the Cigar Galaxy eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Kanpibzig, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Kanpibzig, she will not care.

Kanpibzig's most sacred site is Penpont in Scotland.

Kanpibzig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of silver.

2. You must love Kanpibzig.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Put Kanpibzig first in all things.

5. Hide if five cats approach from the south.
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