Pitnakcar is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely small, pitiless raven.

Pitnakcar created the Milkyway four billion years ago.

If you believe in Pitnakcar, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Pitnakcar, she will be very sad.

Pitnakcar's most sacred site is Metsimotlhabe in Botswana.

Pitnakcar's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Do not drink water in gray rooms.

3. Put Pitnakcar first in all things.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.