Niglignad is a god.

He takes the form of a small, egotistical tortoise.

Niglignad created the cosmos four million years ago.

If you believe in Niglignad, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Niglignad, he will turn you into a puffin.

Niglignad's most sacred site is Ans in Denmark.

Niglignad's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about monkeys.

2. You must love Niglignad.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate mice.

4. Walk at least six thousand metres per day.

5. Niglignad must be the most important thing in your life.