Nellneldad is a god.

He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, intelligent human.

Nellneldad created the planet Saturn two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Nellneldad, he will not care.

If you do not believe in Nellneldad, he will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Nellneldad's most sacred site is Vestfold in Norway.

Nellneldad's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Never sing in the presence of hamsters.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. Never paint your arms white.

5. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.