Jignutpig is a god.

It takes the form of a galaxy-sized, quiet troll.

Jignutpig created a photon three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Jignutpig, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Jignutpig, it will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Jignutpig's most sacred site is Saint Cado in France.

Jignutpig's Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Never wear scarves.

4. Never wear indigo kilts.

5. Your children must be taught to worship Jignutpig.