Rapfasfum is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly fat, blissful dragon.

Rapfasfum created tapeworms twelve years ago.

If you believe in Rapfasfum, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Rapfasfum, it will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Rapfasfum's most sacred site is Thethampakkam in India.

Rapfasfum's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear trousers.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Always make sure there are no aardvarks in a room before entering it.

4. Never write about evolution by means of natural selection.

5. Always pray immersed in water.