Gubsadtabzigcidcabzim is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely thin, selfish capybara.

Gubsadtabzigcidcabzim created Mount Everest four billion years ago.

If you believe in Gubsadtabzigcidcabzim, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Gubsadtabzigcidcabzim, he will ignore you.

Gubsadtabzigcidcabzim's most sacred site is Fangchuan in China.

Gubsadtabzigcidcabzim's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. You must love Gubsadtabzigcidcabzim.

3. Do not speak about pineapples.

4. Never hurt nematodes.

5. Gubsadtabzigcidcabzim loves turtles, so they must be honoured.