Didsawyast is a god.

She takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, passionate zebra.

Didsawyast created time and space four billion years ago.

If you believe in Didsawyast, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Didsawyast, she will turn you into a small brown duck.

Didsawyast's most sacred site is Evol in France.

Didsawyast's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.

2. Always make sure there are no shrews in a room before entering it.

3. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Always make sure there are no bats in a building before entering it.