Nullbatdut is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly large, loving spider.

Nullbatdut created the planet Earth nine million years ago.

If you believe in Nullbatdut, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Nullbatdut, she will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Nullbatdut's most sacred site is Vambupet in India.

Nullbatdut's Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Never think ill of sick ants.

4. Run away if three voles approach from the west.

5. Never look in ponds.