Cepdumrap is a god.

She takes the form of a very heavy, all-knowing alligator.

Cepdumrap created an atom eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cepdumrap, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Cepdumrap, she will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Cepdumrap's most sacred site is Gadna in Hungary.

Cepdumrap's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Do not eat melons.

3. Do not shave your head.

4. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Never wear magenta dresses.