Binbagpid is a god.

She takes the form of a very fat, fussy fairy.

Binbagpid created the Small Magellanic Cloud three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Binbagpid, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Binbagpid, she will remove you from existence.

Binbagpid's most sacred site is Temmes in Finland.

Binbagpid's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about gravity.

2. Do not chop down trees.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Do not eat limes.

5. Do not drink alcohol.