Censawlak Titvidpak is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, unfair dingo.

Censawlak Titvidpak created silver three million years ago.

If you believe in Censawlak Titvidpak, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Censawlak Titvidpak, it will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Censawlak Titvidpak's most sacred site is Evol in France.

Censawlak Titvidpak's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about asteroids.

2. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Never wear pink coats.

4. Do not take Censawlak Titvidpak's name in vain.

5. Censawlak Titvidpak must be the most important thing in your life.