Inghakhigbapmapquafgednarl is a god.

She takes the form of a thin, cheerful goose.

Inghakhigbapmapquafgednarl created everything that exists four billion years ago.

If you believe in Inghakhigbapmapquafgednarl, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Inghakhigbapmapquafgednarl, she will have a low opinion of you.

Inghakhigbapmapquafgednarl's most sacred site is Trujillo in Spain.

Inghakhigbapmapquafgednarl's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about mice.

2. You must never eat tomatoes.

3. Run away if four otters approach from the south.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of aluminium.