Pibfligarp Abcebzan Bogarf is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly fat, awe-inspiring hummingbird.

Pibfligarp Abcebzan Bogarf created a strange quark nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Pibfligarp Abcebzan Bogarf, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Pibfligarp Abcebzan Bogarf, he will try to impress you with rainbows.

Pibfligarp Abcebzan Bogarf's most sacred site is Gohrau in Germany.

Pibfligarp Abcebzan Bogarf's Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat lentils.

2. Always help dolphins in need.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Never talk about nebulae.

5. Never eat bark.