Fencempom is a god.

It takes the form of a giant, contented butterfly.

Fencempom created dark matter nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Fencempom, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Fencempom, it will turn you into a goat.

Fencempom's most sacred site is Krina in Germany.

Fencempom's Holy Commandments

1. Never mention rats.

2. Do not take Fencempom's name in vain.

3. Fencempom must be the most important thing in your life.

4. Do not trade with those who eat cherries.

5. Fast once a month.