Kabvenrip Cungud is a god.

She takes the form of an enormous, staggering owl.

Kabvenrip Cungud created a bottom quark three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Kabvenrip Cungud, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Kabvenrip Cungud, she will manifest in front of you.

Kabvenrip Cungud's most sacred site is Gassin in France.

Kabvenrip Cungud's Holy Commandments

1. Never bounce in holy places.

2. Do not eat cucumbers.

3. Do not wear silicon on your body.

4. Always make sure there are no porpoises in a building before entering it.

5. Never think about the weak nuclear force.