Labfabmip is a god.

She takes the form of a very fat, ill-tempered squirrel.

Labfabmip created the cosmos five billion years ago.

If you believe in Labfabmip, she will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Labfabmip, she will turn you into a rat.

Labfabmip's most sacred site is Aguaruto in Mexico.

Labfabmip's Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Never paint your chest mauve.

3. Never write about planets.

4. Never write about the weak nuclear force.

5. Do not shave your legs.