Goflinnur is a god.

It takes the form of a planet-sized, generous owl.

Goflinnur created a photon twelve years ago.

If you believe in Goflinnur, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Goflinnur, it will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Goflinnur's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Goflinnur's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed peas to goats while wearing orange tights.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate monkeys.

5. Always help eagles in need.