Godgilhonbab is a god.

It takes the form of a six hundred metre long, all-powerful penguin.

Godgilhonbab created a down quark five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Godgilhonbab, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Godgilhonbab, it will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Godgilhonbab's most sacred site is Ringford in Scotland.

Godgilhonbab's Holy Commandments

1. Never look at black holes.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. Do not trade with those who eat apples.