Kintomhim is a god.

It takes the form of a six hundred metre long, ruthless naga.

Kintomhim created water two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Kintomhim, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Kintomhim, it will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Kintomhim's most sacred site is Troms in Norway.

Kintomhim's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sharks.

2. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

3. Never think about asteroids.

4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

5. Do not trade with those who eat aubergines.