Flamstafmit is a god.

It takes the form of a four thousand metre long, conceited giraffe.

Flamstafmit created the Small Magellanic Cloud eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Flamstafmit, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Flamstafmit, it will send you a sign.

Flamstafmit's most sacred site is Kottucherry in India.

Flamstafmit's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large platinum sculpture of Flamstafmit on top of all buildings.

2. Hide if three monkeys approach from the east.

3. Always obey Flamstafmit's priests.

4. Do not wear red clothing.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.