Pidponhun is a god.

She takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, sapient slug.

Pidponhun created the Andromeda Galaxy twelve years ago.

If you believe in Pidponhun, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Pidponhun, she will turn you into a puffin.

Pidponhun's most sacred site is Metsimotlhabe in Botswana.

Pidponhun's Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate porpoises.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Do not drink water in green rooms.

5. You must never eat apples.