Hignarfudlaptaptaplig Konjamhatdublagfosskargup Littigsog is a god.

She takes the form of a five hundred metre long, impressive donkey.

Hignarfudlaptaptaplig Konjamhatdublagfosskargup Littigsog created an up quark seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Hignarfudlaptaptaplig Konjamhatdublagfosskargup Littigsog, she will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Hignarfudlaptaptaplig Konjamhatdublagfosskargup Littigsog, she will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Hignarfudlaptaptaplig Konjamhatdublagfosskargup Littigsog's most sacred site is Ringford in Scotland.

Hignarfudlaptaptaplig Konjamhatdublagfosskargup Littigsog's Holy Commandments

1. Never play with disobedient children.

2. Never wear orange rings.

3. Worship no other gods but Hignarfudlaptaptaplig Konjamhatdublagfosskargup Littigsog.

4. Never write about the strong nuclear force.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate geese.