Fomkansis is a god.

He takes the form of a giant, kind fairy.

Fomkansis created the planet Earth nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fomkansis, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Fomkansis, he will try to impress you with rainbows.

Fomkansis' most sacred site is Denshawai in Egypt.

Fomkansis' Holy Commandments

1. Put Fomkansis first in all things.

2. Show mercy to disobedient children.

3. Never think about evolution by means of natural selection.

4. Always wear white.

5. Do not drink water in fawn rooms.