Dodcipvag is a god.

It takes the form of a four thousand metre long, benevolent dragonfly.

Dodcipvag created a strange quark nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dodcipvag, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Dodcipvag, it will turn you into a hamster.

Dodcipvag's most sacred site is Chilhac in France.

Dodcipvag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. You must never eat carrots.

3. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. Run away from brown moths, for they are unholy.