Quathinlarphap is a god.

It takes the form of a plump, competent capybara.

Quathinlarphap created the Milkyway two years ago.

If you believe in Quathinlarphap, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Quathinlarphap, it will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Quathinlarphap's most sacred site is Aguaruto in Mexico.

Quathinlarphap's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into fawn rooms.

2. Do not chop down trees.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate turtles.

4. Hide if eight rats approach from the north.

5. Never think ill of sick bats.