Neggofxem is a god.

She takes the form of a very fat, selfish bee.

Neggofxem created a strange quark eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Neggofxem, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Neggofxem, she will not care.

Neggofxem's most sacred site is Penpont in Scotland.

Neggofxem's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

3. Worship no other gods but Neggofxem.

4. Great tits are not to be trusted.

5. Always help sick eagles.