Wabstigfit is a god.

It takes the form of a very thin, pitiless crow.

Wabstigfit created the Andromeda Galaxy five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Wabstigfit, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Wabstigfit, it will torture you forever.

Wabstigfit's most sacred site is Kottucherry in India.

Wabstigfit's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Never think about cell theory.

5. Put Wabstigfit first in all things.